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    August 25

    突发奇想的妇女疾病控

    医院里的妇科诊室是个敏感的地方.
    还未进专家诊室,外面接待的小护士就问来者,"请问您是处女还是已婚?"
    ...................
    看病者单调的很,细菌感染或是打胎.
    医生最喜欢与病者讨论的话题是,"你想要无痛流产还是无麻醉?"
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    最可怕的是,某个强悍女人说,"我不用无痛的,麻醉药对奶质有影响,我现在还在坐月子."
    登时吓出临场其他人身身冷汗.
    彪悍的女人,增添人丁建设祖国的勇敢母亲.
    ...................
    小时候最怕的事是每月一次的例假.
    恨不得想模仿周迅在<恋爱中的宝贝>里一样,剖开自己的肚子看一看.
    都说例假期间女人的神经会变异,希望下次变成神力女超人,不用花12快钱买sofy.
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    成人后,是否最怕的事情是例假的停止.
    我看过有人因例假的停止而终结了自己的生命.
    有人因为突然的停止而产生更年期的恐惧症,
    还好,我和你只是一面之缘,餐桌上你对我哭诉女人的更年期,我只能期盼快快回家喝杯冰水.
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    想起小时候,班里有位同学家境差,大家争相捐钱.
    自己和一帮小朋友提了一袋生活用品去她家里看望她.
    尴尬如我,送了一包卫生棉,希望卫生棉可以代替她去世的母亲照看她.
    不然,让爸爸去超市买卫生棉岂不更加尴尬?
    长大后再细想,当年的自己还真是妇女八婆般的奇特体贴.
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    时候不早了,针对toefl来说.
    如果上帝知道我是女人,就让我在考试时清清白白去吧.
    2:16 PM | Blog it | 胡啰啰

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    corilla .wrote:
    To 高XX:你觉得我用猜嘛！！！饼！！！潍坊的饼可好吃了！！！嘿嘿~~
    Aug. 31
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    你猜我是谁啊哈哈哈~~~
    Aug. 30
    Clairewrote:
    月亮上的天狗
    Aug. 26
    corilla .wrote:
    To Claire: 这样也挺好，喜庆~还有，今天听了一首歌，《claire de lune》，被我自己翻译成月亮上的claire
    Aug. 25
    Clairewrote:
    高考、旅游、重要时刻，我都是第一天清晨
    Aug. 25

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